Ah, my dear, I see you have been thinking of me while you were meant to be writing, yes? I think a distraction is in order. Perhaps I could be of assistance? I would be quite happy to release some of that -terrible- tension in your shoulders, for instance. Let me show you a little kindness, hmm? And then perhaps your mind will be at ease enough to continue your work.
Oh, Anon. I am yours.