“So only one of the main characters survives?”

I will not spoil The Hunger Games for my boyfriend.
I will not spoil The Hunger Games for my boyfriend.
I will not spoil The Hunger Games for my boyfriend.

Tried to vaguely explain life in Panem, though, now that he’s interested in the movie. Everything-about-all-the-characters-and-all-the-districts-and-where-I-think-they-might-be-geographically-and— YUP. That devolved quickly.

I was pondering what possible justification hardass Alara Hawke would have for dallying with Zevran (other than my compulsive need to push every “sleep with Zev” button), when I realized that they have something very much in common. Hence, drabble!

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“How did you know I was the Champion?”

The assassin smirked, watching as Alara bent to the varterrel and ran her blade across its belly, scooping up the handful of slimy coins and pair of old gloves that fell to the ground. “You remind me of someone. Haunted. Hardened. Tragically self-important - and why would you not be, with the weight of the world resting on your strong but delicate shoulders? Also bold enough to come after a dangerous and handsome criminal alone.”

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ouyangdan:

zimrathon:

sempermaria:

cptprocrastination:

feuerkind:

ceruleancrescent:

goddessofcheese:

hamburgerjack:

Panthro.

Fats Stupid HEY YOU QUIT THAT Gus

Rocky (BUBBALOU)

Gracey

Charlie

Inu.. now guess species *muahaha*

Kenshin.

George and Gracie, who live with my parents.

Fuckface Asshole Shithead Kinchan is Leah’s kitty.

Princess Boo Boo Kitty Fuck. I mean Cordelia. I mean Evil Fucking Cat.

Why not? I never try these things.

Just made myself a note to infuse a little more “Apatow bro” into one of my characters. Hah! That’s totally an archetype now.

b-mommy:

Reblogging in agreement.